Heating Up in Minnesota

Even with the return of the almighty Brett Favre, the Minnesota Vikings have disappointed this season with a 0-2 start. Clearly, there are an abundance of issues with this squad, but to remedy the loss of the teams top two wide receivers, Minnesota has signed Hank Baskett to the purple and yellow.

Baskett should really be called Mr. Kendra since his NFL career has been completely overshadowed by his wife's boobs. Hopefully, however, he can perform and steal some spotlight in Minnesota. He may not only be able to help the team, but also save Favre's reputation by providing him an outlet on the field in which to go out with a bang. And if not, at least Minnesota fans will get a good laugh from Kendra!